Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Confucius says, "Man with hole in pocket, feels cocky all day."

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Confucius says, "Man who drops watch in toilet, has shitty time."