One in eight Brits want to be able to fart freely in public without being judged

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[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I must journey to England, and teach them my ways of giving zero fucks.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can relate. I do it all the time. Ripping off loud ones in rooms with fine acoustics is my most favorite thing.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Me too. Back when I was a travelling IT guy I made an art of timing what I ate yesterday to the farts I passed today. Get in a limo. Fart. Get on a shuttle bus. Fart. Get on a plane and wait for final approach. Fart. Then on arrival at the gate. Fart. It motivates the people in the front rows to exit the aircraft and the drivers to get you there fast.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The strategic farter, I am impressed!

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Farting can be much more fun when correctly planned and executed. Beans and cheese are good for you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cheese farts are divine, as are cabbage farts. Brassicas create next level intoxication that even make me disgusted by my own stench.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Give it up. The old fart is dead. Long live the new old fart.