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[–]aThievingStableboy 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

asgfasf

[–]theFriendlyDoomer 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, that's one way to have the brain stop ticking. . . eventually.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The American chickens don't renounce their American citizenship before they're processed.

[–]CarlDung 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Same thing with Italian tomato sauce. The tomatoes come from China, but when process it in Italy, basically add water and salt, Ta-Da! it becomes "Tomato di Napoli" or whatever.

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, this I did not know!

[–]Newmug 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

That's the gayness of the system.

[–]aThievingStableboy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

asdvae

[–]Newmug 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I thought it was Oscar Wilde?

[–]aThievingStableboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

cvasef

[–]Saturday[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was definitely Confucius, or similar philosopher

[–]Scrubjay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Then it's a good thing.

[–]Newmug 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gayness is not ok dude.

[–]robo1p 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And surely we can ensure that the chickens coming back are 100% American, with no chinese chickens mixed in...

[–]theoracle 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

MMM sounds fresh.

[–]FormosaOolong 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This gave me actual audible LOLs

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You guys have seen Super Size Me 2, right? I'm not a big Morgan Spurlock fanboy (wasn't the biggest fan of Super Size Me 1) but I really liked what he did in this one about the chicken industry.

In one scene, he's got thousands of chickens and then all he has to do is leave the door open with like a ten foot fence that "allows the chickens to go outside" if they want (which none of them do) in order put the label "free range" on the chickens he raises for the "farm to table" fast food restaurant he opens.

[–]mikipika 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The meat does not need to be labeled as processed in China.

So there's no way to tell?

[–]mikipika 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There is a similar situation with garlic

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trump has caused much chaos in the organic farming sector. They didn't even subsidize farming after covid.

[–]lestratege 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe it's a claim of sovereignty over China by the US.