When someone is “sexually aroused by the idea or fantasy of being the erotic target,” it’s known as an erotic-target identity inversion, or ETII, and that’s the subject of a new paper in Psychological Science, not yet online, by Kevin Hsu and J. Michael Bailey, both of Northwestern University.

I'm thinking "Northwestern, huh..? That's where Obama never taught constitutional law."

Something... Something... Michael Robinson?