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[–]Mnemonic 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Walk on stage, read the contract out loud, crowd laughs their behinds away, organizers don't know what to do.

[–]MojaveCoyote[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO! That would probably do it.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They need an exceptionally vulgar pantomime.

Maintaining prolonged eye contact with everyone. Staring.