Why do all Democrats look like orcs from Lord of the rings?

submitted by TheEvilNick from self.StupidLeft

Every person on the left these days literally looks like some sort of orc or goblin. Is it their reptilian dna?

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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/31/hunky-tory-attractive-people-more-likely-to-be-rightwing-study-finds

[–]TheEvilNick[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

thats awesome lol.

Hell, Lori Beetljuice Lightfoot knocks the left down like 4 notches on her own.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Have you seen some of the people on the right?

Not sure this is really a left or right issue, just some peeps are fugly.

[–]TheEvilNick[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Dunno, seems the right are more attractive than the left these days

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

... Mitch Mcconnell looks like a gay sith lord on a budget. Dick Cheney bears a striking resemblance to The Penguin. The right has some hotties but it's got its share of fugs too. They ain't all Ann Coulter back when she wasn't so wrinkly.

[–]TheEvilNick[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Cheney isn't in politics anymore and I don't think most of the right even claims mitch anymore. Seems like the left of full of old orcs and fat goblin women. Half the left doesn't even look like they groom regularly.

I'm looking at this Nancy mace on hannity and man is she hot. Even aoc looks fucking weird now.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's just who came to mind when I thought of fugly republicans.