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[–]onemananswerfactory[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's obligatory that I say Darth Jar Jar is my fave theory. Other than that, I love me some Luke Skymilker and the Bad Green Milk Theory.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like Darth Jar Jar too. There are a lot of good ones and a lot of bad timesucks.

I have a theory that The Last Jedi was intentionally meant to sink the franchise by adding all the SJW shit in terrible story arcs and by killing off the non-Jewish actor Mark Hamill to keep him from making a huge comeback.

I had to verify it first and stumbled upon Jew Or Not Jew http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=2475

But that's my theory.

It's not a theory, and I haven't read it, but there's one thing that I just loooove...

If you're familiar with Hamlet then you may be familiar with the play / book and movie by Tom Stoppard : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosencrantz_&_Guildenstern_Are_Dead_(film) (HIGHLY recommended!)

It focuses on the two minor characters from the Hamlet tale.

So too with Star Wars, there's always these two droids storm troopers lingering about talking about esoteric technical parts and such trivia. Someone took them and made them into "a thing" : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_and_Bink

I want a fucking Tag & Bink movie!

[–]Vigte 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Darth Jar Jar is pretty much canon to anyone who has heard it, the evidence is insane...

As for other theories, there aren't that many that I've heard of that really fit the bill, heard any good ones?

[–]onemananswerfactory[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

DJJ lives!