....Not because of the Chinese Wuhan Virus, but because people were stealing all the toiltet paper and there was shit all over the bathrooms.
Now you will be forced to go out and interact with these very same people. The only way to return to normal is to stop hoarding the toilet paper, but all of you mindless monkeys are stacking it up in your garage, collecting them like they are gold bullion.
there doesn't seem to be anything here