Why is the 4-foot-tall Santa lawn gnome black?

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[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

Nah, I just think it's a bit weird that there aren't every color of Santas for sale if there's black Santas for sale. Multiple skin tones of Santas would make it look like this is some '90s-cartoon-tier go at making everyone feel included, which is admirable, if in some contexts a little bit dumb. Only one skin tone of Santa and it isn't the one the traditional depiction of Santa has makes it seem like there's somethin' suspicious going on. Either that or whoever is the wholesaler for Walgreens went woke and is trying to atone for their probably-imagined racism by giving lawn gnomes a paint job.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Did you take this photo yourself?

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

My Dad took it and sent it to me with the caption "New Santa is from Atlanta".

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Okay. Because it looks like that's the last Santa left and that's why it's on clearance. So there could have been other races of Santa. But again, even if there weren't, this is such a snowflake thing to be offended about. The fact that a single image of a black Santa provokes this reaction is fucking strange.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Fair enough. Merry Christmas and have a nice day.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Christmas... already happened.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Hadn't yet when I posted the original picture. Check the post date, friend.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

It had when you wished me a Merry Christmas. That was three hours ago, friend.

[–]AXXA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The 12 days of Christmas last until the Epiphany.

[–]usehername 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Legally it's one day, plus the eve. Even the most devout Christians I've met don't celebrate for 12 days.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm still off school for Christmas, so it's still Christmas enough to say Merry Christmas as far as I care.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What lol. Are you a kid?