Rioter looks like meth-fueled knockoff of Bon Jovi, what else is new

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[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Down here in the south kids like this usually get beat up until they learn to fit in. When I was a kid we didn't even have autism. We beat it out of the auts and they learned how to behave or else.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Eh, I'm from Raleigh and I was so weird as a kid my poor longsuffering Mama thought I was a sperg (nope, just too hyper to play nice with the other little girls and would much rather pelt boys with acorns and pretend I was a soldier) and I didn't get beat up, I just got called a freak a lot. That said, all these woke-ass morons could stand to be called freaks until they quit it with the Twitter-addicted adult equivalent of throwing things at the other kids on the playground.

[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

I'll bet you fuck good. When I was a kid tom boys fucked back a shitload better than the prissy ass girly girls.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well, not to brag but my boyfriend certainly thinks I do.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I am happy for you and I hope you get fucked well and often.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Punk chicks.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hell yea. First time a girl swallowed my spunk was a punk chick. God, I can still hear the slurping and swallowing and remember every cum rope.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Not the first, but one early memorable one: "Negative on the tissue issue."

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I used to have to bring an old beach towel.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

where was your dad, he should have smacked you for throwing acorns.