"It's either that or sniff a random baby"

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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I avoid kids. They stink.

My cute niece was sitting on my lap with that sweet kid smell showing me something but she was jumping up and down wafting up an unclean ass smell. Since then I've been traumatized and extra phobic of kids.

[–]Acid 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I guess love of a parent makes them have hallucinations of their baby smelling good. A friend said once "My kid smells good" holding their crotchfruit in my face "Sry, your kid smells like it shit it's pants" it didn't. They just stink.

s/childfree for life