"It's either that or sniff a random baby"
submitted 5 years ago by Laser_Magnum from (reddit.com)
[–]Farseli 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 5 years ago (3 children)
I love sniffing my kids (the oldest is 3), but sniffing a random baby no thank you.
Something something, probably parent-child bond through smelling them. I doubt you can get the full effect from sniffing other people's kids.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
I avoid kids. They stink.
My cute niece was sitting on my lap with that sweet kid smell showing me something but she was jumping up and down wafting up an unclean ass smell. Since then I've been traumatized and extra phobic of kids.
[–]Acid 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
I guess love of a parent makes them have hallucinations of their baby smelling good. A friend said once "My kid smells good" holding their crotchfruit in my face "Sry, your kid smells like it shit it's pants" it didn't. They just stink.
s/childfree for life
[–]Laser_Magnum[S] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
Also, its weird AF to go around sniffing people's babies. A surprising number of people tend to forget that.
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
I posted:
Laundry detergent mixed with the musk of sex from over 9 months ago.
[–]Laser_Magnum[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
MJasonCarswell? Upvoted!!
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