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[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Talk about dehumanizing. Wait until you've lived under a full-blown communist state.

"It's either that or sniff a random baby" by Laser_Magnum in ShitRedditorsSay

[–]Acid 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I guess love of a parent makes them have hallucinations of their baby smelling good. A friend said once "My kid smells good" holding their crotchfruit in my face "Sry, your kid smells like it shit it's pants" it didn't. They just stink.

s/childfree for life

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[–]Laser_Magnum[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

MJasonCarswell? Upvoted!!

"It's either that or sniff a random baby" by Laser_Magnum in ShitRedditorsSay

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I avoid kids. They stink.

My cute niece was sitting on my lap with that sweet kid smell showing me something but she was jumping up and down wafting up an unclean ass smell. Since then I've been traumatized and extra phobic of kids.

"It's either that or sniff a random baby" by Laser_Magnum in ShitRedditorsSay

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I posted:

Laundry detergent mixed with the musk of sex from over 9 months ago.

"It's either that or sniff a random baby" by Laser_Magnum in ShitRedditorsSay

[–]Laser_Magnum[S] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Also, its weird AF to go around sniffing people's babies. A surprising number of people tend to forget that.

"It's either that or sniff a random baby" by Laser_Magnum in ShitRedditorsSay

[–]Farseli 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I love sniffing my kids (the oldest is 3), but sniffing a random baby no thank you.

Something something, probably parent-child bond through smelling them. I doubt you can get the full effect from sniffing other people's kids.