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[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Please add: "We have not been contacted by any aliens, illegal, terrestrial, extraterrestrial, or otherwise."

And: "We have not been contacted. We're out of the loop. We're loopy. We're lonely. Please contact us."