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[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Let them pick YOU up. Try not to look desperate and they will come. Somehow women know if you are "active" and if you are, they want you.

[–]HorseMeat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Heho! Fake it till you fake. I'm not really desperate, although if I was I'm sure I do a pretty terrible job.

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I got sidetracked on Amazon. My wife, sitting right here, hit on me at the gym and we've been together 18 years though some of that time we were married to other people. I was in great shape then.

[–]HorseMeat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

That's sweet! It almost gives others motivation to actually stick with going to the gym.

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Well, unfortunately, I am not so fit right now. The docs say I'm fine to go but the shape has shifted a bit.

[–]HorseMeat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The important thing is the gym has benefited you in the past. ;)

[–]hennaojisan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Now I'm going regularly again to try and shape up but not to get a new wife. The only problem now is the bulge in the middle. I recommend the gym to find your next. When you are ready, they will come.

[–]HorseMeat[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know what they say? Two is better than one. :-p

In all seriousness, good luck on your fitness journey! I'm sure you don't need luck, but there's no harm in wishing for your success.