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I had a retard moment while battling a container of super frozen ice cream, and stuck a knife about 1.5 inches into my left wrist. Lucked out in only severing a nerve, but it's still a real pain in the you know what. (the wrist)

You've heard this before, but don't cut towards yourself. Especially if you've been drinking.

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Ouch man, typing must be a pain.

I microwave the whole ice cream container briefly.

Also, a falling knife has no handle.