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[–]CANDYASSES 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

these hooligans are practicing witchcraft, their votes are spells they cast upon the users of this site.

keep an eye out for the frogs eyes and the bat wings, they can turn you into a goat!

my advice is to change your userid twice per day, wear a masks and definitely get checked for covid.

be safe.

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    [–]CANDYASSES 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    of course you got better, but you cant explain how you keep waking up in the middle of the night and you have blood all over your face?

    you are under a witchcraft spell and you turn into a zombie killer at midnight.

    you are better now, for sure.