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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

Also, double negative: "I ain't blaming nobody" means "I am blaming somebody".

I'd recommen' never comin' down south o' the Mason-Dixon line with an attitude like 'at.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

LOL, I've been down there many many times. What flies down there don't not nowhere ain't never foolin' no one elsewheres, not - I think. On this global site most use "normal" English.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Yeah, but I make a point to use double negatives whenever I can, since it's such an important symbol of Dixie's national struggle against the Yankee imperialists.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It's funny, because I know many Texans who laugh at their stupid neighbors who refuse to speak proper English.

You want to be free of imperialism? Stop speaking English altogether. Speak Gaelic, or something.

Speak the Native tongue.

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    You've already abandoned it by not speaking it right.

    For context, the people I speak of have lived in Texas since before it was a state. Many southerners are very well-read, and the stigma about them being bumpkins should end.

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

    Keep telling yourself that and perpetuating the ignorant South stereotypes if you want. It's a free country, except it isn't - and you aren't allowed to leave nor secede. Hotel California.

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      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      LOL. Do you have specific plans? Or is that just a slogan without any concrete ideas like BLM?

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

      I'm'o run for Arkansas state House in 2024 on preserving our Southern heritage, and I have a few ideas on how to do that, but I won't waste my time detailing my plans to a Dixiephobe.

      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

      Dixiephobe.

      No, I'm a retard-phobe. If you look at my history you'll see several posts about the War Of Northern Aggression and other things that prove I'm not a Dixiephobe. I'm Canadian but I've been all over North America and even lived in the South.

      Also, don't detail it for me. Draft it up, polish it, get it presentable, and put in online to share with your constituents and the rest of SaidIt among other places.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

      If you weren't a Dixiephobe: you wouldn't slander our language as being "retarded."

      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      I am 100% positive that retards are not exclusive to Dixie, nor are double negatives.

      Not only are you tone-deaf but you are poor at debate when you get defensive and/or perhaps emotional. Study this list of fallacies. I think you mean well but if you're serious about running then you need to seriously up your game.

      More critically: Why are you going to run, what are the issues you stand for, and what makes you the only one to do it? Without these firmly planted you'll just have moveable goal posts to buy and sell.