Hey shortfags, Romans were short and the Gauls were tall in an age where physical ability was a bigger part of the game

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Wrong again, dumbass. Physical ability was never really part of the game of war, it was technology, organization, and tactics even before the firearm. The physically stronger barbarians/primitives always lose to the more advanced group with better equipment and tactics.

[–]LadiesMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Physical ability was never really part of the game of war

Indeed. Every Roman soldier was just 100 pounds of asthma, max, but they were organised. To get from one end of Europe to the other they used their superior technological knowledge to build jet-powered chariots. There was no marching for the average Roman soldier, they'd end up with sore feet.

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The Roman army ended up mostly barbarian because the Roman women loved the Germanic chad, leading to Rome's eventual fall.

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    [–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    The Roman women loved tall Christcucks from Judaea, allowing them to take over society, leading to Rome's eventual fall.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Ma’am, your agenda to burn down society so you can buy it up very cheap has been glowing.

    [–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    bro everybody was short back then because of bad nutrition. tall was like 5;10