My Roommates Have Left for the Summer

submitted by OPStolen from self.RealIncels

TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT OF JERKING OFF. I almost bought $240 worth of porn off manyvids and clips4sale. That is: until I heard the last roommate pack his back and leave. In 30min, I'm going to clean up the living room, clean the kitchen, clean the bathtub, scrub the toilet, clean the sink, spray fabric spray on my sheets, make another pitcher of coffee, and then go to sleep. I have to be at work at 9am and I don't want to be exhausted. I'm very hyped now. I finally get a clean, quiet apartment to sleep in.

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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes, happiness is about having control of your surroundings. With you having the house to yourself, you now have more of that control of your space by getting it in order. I don't understand why you make a pot of coffee before you go to bed, though.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

transform the whole apartment into a gooncave and have fun, king

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't keep gooning, im losing money and time