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translatoon:

sex with a female is the ultimate fag move. ok so to gain some semblance of control, you get on top, then you just pray to god she doesn't move wrong and snap your fucking dick in half? then if you end up surviving to ejaculation, your sperms are killed in a colossal fag genocide. the cunt slime thins the membranes on their heads and that kills some. most are killed by her immune cells, which touch the sperms on their little fag heads and decide whether to kill them. basically kissing their foreheads and deciding whether to kill and eat them.

then after hundreds of millions are slaughtered, the couple hundred that begged for their lives the best make it to the egg and yet again touch their vulnerable heads on it, begging for their lives because again, the rest are fucking killed. then the egg decides which one is worthy of being engulfed and protected, and sometimes it's NONE of them.

then if the egg decides one of the sperms is worthy of protection, the egg engulfs it and breaks down the body of the sperm, using its components to build whatever the fuck kind of person it wants.

and if at any point the female body decides it doesn't like the fag sperm it picked and that it was worthless after all, it calls the immune cells to come kill the fertilized egg or fetus and then the body consumes it.

cunts turn males into the ultimate fags. pretending otherwise is cope. pretending your sperm was "fastest" or "conquered" the female immune system is cope. the cunt decides who lives or dies and sperms beg for their lives through the whole process. the one who begs the best and is actually good enough to deserve having its body broken down for parts for the egg to use in creating a person is the sperm we all came from.

wanting a cunt to mass genocide your faggot sperms is the gayest thing a human being can do.