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[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]OPStolen 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

i got absolutely nothing to use my black card on. I'm not extremely dark so I can't get snow bunnies. I'm not tall and I don't have dreads since I'm balding so I can't get Latinas that fetishize black men. I also don't have a huge dick so nothing shows when I'm wearing sweats. I'm just black enough to get called nigger and be harassed by cops. Love it

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bruh you still stand head and shoulders above anyone who posts on Reddit about his wing-wang. Of all the cheap dopamine rushes out there now, that may be the cheapest.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I had to register my penis as a lethal weapon

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)