Got to pet a girl's head in last day's dream and was very happy about it. Got to hug and kiss in today's and was mindblown by it. Until waking up.

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Maybe the dreams are too good but reality doesn't feel like it makes any sense either because of what an over-the-top nightmare it is.

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Pet a girl's head? Was she a Labradoodle by any chance?

[–]DrPepper 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Girls are like alligators, they can be hostile till you give them a nice petting, but then they'll let you have sex with them.

You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

Oh thank goodness, Doc I took the blue pill and now I've had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. I tried fucking that alligator like you said, but I'm still rock hard, please advise

[–]OPStolen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Let me tell, after I gaymaxxed, I never wanted the touch of a woman more. it just made me crave a woman with more passion and desire because everything i did with him could've been done with a woman with cool nails.

[–]winkot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But you made the thread about de-bloating for that latino girl you shared a project with after the gaymaxing threads.

[–]OPStolen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yea we texted for two days and then she just stopped replying on the second day and turned off notifications. I don't know why I delude myself

[–]StShitpostCel 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Man I need more intimate dreams