Just Bought $40 of Lottery Tickets, If I Make 150million this Week, I'll Finally Be Able to Afford a Sugarbaby

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I NEED A SUGAR BABY, the ONLY way I will ever have a date with a chick that isn't overweight or weird looking or quirky af will be if I pay for a sugar baby. ALL I WANT is an attractive chick to take to restaurants and malls so I have a bit of social proof. I dont CARE about fucking sex, I dont CARE about having a relationship, I want a DAMN TROPHY GIRLFRIEND. I WANT A BITCH I CAN HAVE ON MY ARM THAT MAKES MEN JEALOUS. I WANT A CHICK MAKES NERDS WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO SHITTY AND CHADS WONDER HOW THE FUCK I SCORED.

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I WANT SOME DAMN NAILS. I WANT A BITCH THAT ISNT A CHRONIC NAIL BITER AND PAINTS HER DAMN NAILS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IM GOING TO WIN THE LOTTERY, EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME

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[–]StShitpostCel 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When I win the mega I'm gonna create an underground James Bond bunker and have a hidden bathhouse where I will store all of my secret vices. You can find me getting amazing head from the Chinese sperm donation clinic AI sperm extractor located next to the automatic voice-activated sex doll conveyor near the inflatable pool full of mineral oil and vibrating suction fleshlights.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I always suspected that everything above men's minimum fuckability requirement is just a status transaction