I ended up getting arrested

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I posted in the school group chat that I was going to kill myself last night. Cops arrested me 20 minutes later. Got driven to the hospital and had a psych evaluation. Anyway, I'm free now. Don't be stupid and tell people you'll kill yourself.

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[–]ShekelPa 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

clearly fake. normally when you say something like that, the FBI contacts you first and grooms you to be their next false flag event.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Taco Bell is getting some new menu items. Maybe you are rushing into this thing.

[–]neolib 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So I suppose they won't sell you the gun now? Maybe it's for the better actually.

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why'd they let you go?

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They no he's not good for paying the bill.

[–]LadiesMan 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The rope is a cope. You'll rot like the rest of us.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[X] (doubt) show your hospital wrist band or ur lying

[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bro make sure they won't get access to your saidit account when they search your device or they'll never let you out

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If only cops had a tip box.

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

i hate this bitchass forum you niggas always respond to opstoens retarded ass posts but mine get shit fuck yall niggas fr fr

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    [–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Damn, impressive how you determined his personality so accurately. Are you a woman?

    [–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    We respond to the same number of your posts. You just post more.

    [–]greybeard 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    He's very dramatic so he attracts all the incel zoo visitors. Don't mind the upvotes so much

    You have to admit unironically gaymaxxing and going through with it is way funnier than what even /r/braincels would've produced in the golden years

    [–]iamonlyoneman 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    your posts suck you should take notes

    [–]theendofhope 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I did that a bunch of times. So many fucking times I can't even count. I've sent it to so many billionaires' emails, girls on Instagram (who blocked me and who are ultrafamous supermodels and instamodels), etc. And I've been sent to mental hospitals for real for that shit. And come out a darker incel. A meta incel.