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Have you tried picturing shirtless Jesus in your mind? I hear that works wonders for the celibate Catholics

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The clock ticks cheerfully, no intimacies found

I cried

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It isn't celibacy when it isn't a choice.

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

shakespeare type shit bruh

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80$ for the massage, 120$ tip.