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[–]greybeard 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You could've invested this money for sex tourism in mexico or brasil (and get killed there for free too)

[–]takavoid513 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He could finally get some of those latina hands he was always after, but oh well i guess not.

[–]winkot 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You could go on the run to tibet, join a monestery or homeless shelter then start from there while sneaking back into the western world to impersonate a secret organization member.

[–]sneako 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just going to leave this comment so I'm featured in the documentary

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Why would you want the last thing you do to be acting like a bitch, just use that first bullet on yourself or find a more fun way to die. Get yourself a nice heroin addiction, probably be drowning in dope and pussy for a bit before you get that fent hot shot.

u/dicknipples, is this a co-worker of yours at a government agency?

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i dont know man. I have one plan: get a girl to let me touch her nails and move to virginia with hey buy May 2024 or I'm blowing my head off. But, I'd at least like to blow my head off with a cool ass gun. I plan on buying a red dot and a suppressor for it.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Did he shit in your Wheaties? Why are you promoting suicide? Bit much, innit?

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He keeps posting about a mass shooting / raping a chick he's shot. Suicide is always preferable. It is prudent advice. Anyways, you're the fed, consider yourselves notified.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't have to attack me. Quite weak of you...

[–]Lifecantrulysuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Goes to show how useless background checks are.

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

im a normal human being outside of incel territory :|