March 3rd, I'm Getting My Handgun License and Buying a Revolver

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Dude, go to the gym.

Try speaking to women.

Get a job.

[–]OPStolen 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't care about women, I don't care about relationships. I just want one retarded ass female to let me touch her fucking nails. But of course, USA USA USA, you even tap a female friend on the shoulder and it's "WE'RE NOT DATING DONT TOUCH ME". I want ONE woman friend that will OCCASSIONALLY let me check out her nails, but that's never going to happen because I'm not Chad. So, guess we have to break national news.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’m a fat digusting old man. I sleep with hot 21 year olds like once a year, and I sleep with normal women pretty often.

You can find a woman to treat you well.

I promise.