This is my 2nd time doing a hit and run on campus, except i didnt run

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There were no parking spaces and this dude was parked on the line so I accidentally sideswiped his car, didn't leave a note, and stayed parked next to him. It is what it is.

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[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Here's my advice. Wait next to the car for a few hours until he gets back. When he asks you what happens, reply "It was me pussy what you gon do about it nigga?" Then flex on him.

He'll be so impressed with your alphaness that he'll reward you with his mixed race jb half latina/half polish daughter. Then demand he add his wife to your harem. Even more impressed he'll tell his wife's boyfriend to fuck off and ask you to live in his home rent free. Tell him that you'll only do it if he lives in the cuck shed out front that you'll build out of the loads you scrape off his daughter's face. Even more impressed he'll give you all his Bitcoin.

Then invite me cuz I gave you such good advice cuz I'm about to get kicked out