Übercuck Numale Polls Reddit

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[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Saw this guy posted on .IS. His "girlfriend" is starting to do porn and he wants reassurance from Reddit. Reddit is actually somewhat blackpilled on the issue (though if girlfriend were posting they'd no doubt go full-on simptard).

The real shenanigans are in this clown's post history:

  1. They are "remote," i.e. he's never met her

  2. They are "poly"

  3. Right around the time she decided they were "poly," she also curtailed their phone sex activities because she's not into that, and...

  4. Did you guess already? "She" is actually a fucking man!

So, to recap, this pathetic worm's girlfriend is a gay man he's never met who services other men but won't let OP touch his little wing-wang while they're on the phone.

Relationship goals in 2023 LMAO

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are "remote," i.e. he's never met her

Whore needs validation.

They are "poly"

Whore needs to fuck around.

Right around the time she decided they were "poly," she also curtailed their phone sex activities because she's not into that, and...

Whore needs to be whore.

Did you guess already? "She" is actually a fucking man!

Usual fag.

Either way, who could be surprised on the state of dating in 2023 as an ugly dude.

[–]Vortex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are "remote," i.e. he's never met her

Also he never met her other "husbands".

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They're also a "barista". Every box is ticked!

50 years ago, every American wanted to achieve the "American Dream". Now we have men like this, striving for the "Nu-Male Doom".

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're also a "barista".

Good way to get your estrogen pills and fake titties paid for.

[–]takavoid513 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Average redditor

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My girlfriend and I have been dating for about a year and a half and recently she has been hired to shoot porn with a company. She has done some photoshoots before, but if things go well she will be shooting videos with male actors as well. The money is excellent for the time and would be extremely beneficial, but I have a lot of anxiety. It comes out as me being supportive in some ways, but having a lot of intrusive thoughts as well which is confusing for her. This is also a big me problem that I’ve known about for a while, I will be starting medication for anxiety soon. I want to be as supportive as I can for her because the good outweighs the bad quite a bit, but I still have some reservations.

Goes to show the state of mental healthcare when his psychiatrist is putting him on anxiety medication before even trying to talk some sense into him.

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not psychiatrist job tbh. They are supposed to give you meds, therapy is for such issues. Although, being such freak should qualify for lobotomy.

[–]sneako 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

we live in a simulation on shrooms