My 3in Lifts Come Tomorrow, Plans for the New Year

submitted by OPStolen from self.RealIncels

I've been wearing 2.4in lifts for a year now. I bought 4inches and they were absolutely ridiculous. Would never bring them outside, the heel is uber high and you can tell even in a mirror that your feet are elevated. I bought 3inch lifts because I want the slightly bigger height difference. My boss is 5ft 6 and wears timbs to height fraud. With timbs, he's my height. When I'm height frauding, I'm taller than him but not by much. Made me realize 3in might be more noticeable.

Anyway, my gift to myself was vape, heightfrauder 3000's, airpods, and $750 of latina porn/nudes/hand pics. I'm in debt. I have $400 in my bank account and $1000 worth of credit card payments to make by the 12th of January. I'm trying to figure out how to pay off the $750 of porn and still buy groceries and gas.

I'm promising to get my funds right before February 1st. I'll have to buy a shit ton of books for next semester. But, I'm not going to eat out anymore and I'm not going to keep buying porn. I want to save $6000 by May so I can buy a Macbook and the new iphone in August.

Wish me luck.

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[–]sneako 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

you fucking cocksucker you're cashflow positive and you're sending to whores rather than your struggling brocels? I hope that latina eats you

[–]HongKongPhooey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm trying to figure out how to pay off the $750 of porn

Theres thousands of hours of free porn paid for by advertisements of just about any flavor you can think of. This does not seem worth going in debt for

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

it's not hand porn though. it's such a rush paying someone to get their nails done and getting cool pics. the only thing i've ever wanted in my life is a girlfriend I can hand $70 to, say get your nails done, and then actually touch her hands and nails and feel her nails against my skin.

I can't get that IRL so I pay a bunch of latinas with long nails to get their nails done and buy hand lotions and oils and shit. life is not good. Sometimes I have a moment where I go, "Huh, I just paid for her to get her nails done and I'll never touch her hands IRL. I literally just paid for her boyfriend to get his back or cock clawed while having sex or getting a handjob while I jerk off to pics."

But, I'm never going to touch a woman's nails so it doesn't matter. It's my drug of choice.

[–]HongKongPhooey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I see, rather unfortunate to have such expensive taste in porn. I'll just count myself lucky I'm easy to satisfy with the free offerings on pornhub