I work at a store that gets a lot of latino customers. We require ID for purchases so they use their Mexican voter registration. A ton of these dudes have 5ft 8 or 5ft 9 on their registration when they're like 4inches shorter than me. I'm 5ft 7 on the dot, 5ft 9 with my old lifts, 5ft 10 with the new ones. The Mexican government is wild for handing out OFFICIAL documents stating these dudes are 5ft9 when they're like 5ft 4 or 3.

When we get to the point where there's a woman president and she makes it mandatory for all none whites to wear an armband with their height and ethnicity printed on it, we should bribe the local officers to put 5ft 9 on our armbands and white. Maybe it'll confuse women and we can get some coochie.