I Bought a Galaxy Z Flip 4, I'm Financing Airpod Max's, and I'm Financing an Apple Watch

submitted by OPStolen from self.RealIncels

I do not know how I'm going to pay off any of this when I make $1200 a month. I'm still paying off a ton of nudes that I bought from women with credit cards. At this point, I've decided to just live off credit and buy whatever the fuck I want so I can enjoy life. I plan on saving $5000 by May and $7000 by August so I can buy the next Pixel 8 and Iphone 15.

I'm fakerichmaxxing right now.

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[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Instead of fakerichmaxxing you could just invest all that money in whores and get more sex and less problems that way

[–]takavoid513 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good Idea. Better than simping for nudes that you could easily find online.

[–]AnimeRespecter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

your fucked

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

to phrase it differently: it's over

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It never began, so to speak

[–]sneako 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How did you get a credit history? I tried applying for a credit card but they said you needed a good credit score. I asked how to get a good credit score and they said get a credit card. I'm stuck in an infinite loop and now all I have is hatred in my heart for the banking cartel that humiliates me thusly.

ALSO I ATE MY OWN POOP YESTERDAY

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i have 10 credit cards, just lie on your applications