Do any of you have any high iq ideas for a brocel?

submitted by sneako from (self.RealIncels)

I need money or else I will end up sucking nigger dicks on the cold streets of Detroit. I'll be walking along the sidewalks thinking about how much it sucks to be an incel when a big ass nigga name Dequan will show up and say "Yo nigga you look like one fine two piece bitch of ribs nigga how bout some head for a nigga niggaaaaaaaa"

I'll be like "nigga you got some bitcoin nigga" He'll be like "sheiiiiit niggaaaaa i invested early and made a fortune off the tip of my incel niggas on r/incels" I'll be like "sheiiiit man I wish my worthless brocels on s/realincels had some good ideas like that for me cuz now I'm homeless getting offered sucking and fucking jobs by niggers on the cold streets of detroit"

Then I'll be like damn this nigger cum tastes wack as fuck and then I'll spit it out but the nigger will be like "sheiiit nigga if you want the .00006 btc you better lick that shit up and swallow it" I'll be like "nigga you fucking bitch ass faggot you didn't include that in the deal bitch ass nigga" He'll be like "no bitcoin for you nigga" and I'll be like "fuck that shit that's why I'm voting Nick Fuentes for president so he sends niggers like you back to Africa" He'll be like that's a racist statement you bigot I'm calling AOC and getting you cancelled.

And that's why I need some ideas bros any of you got any also I'll take bitcoin.

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[–]Vortex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ask your government for paychecks.

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I heard you can sell your poop to certain labs. look into it. also remeber that one 4han greentext about how thi guy went on reddit and pretended to be a teenage girl who had abusive parents or some sob story like that and he made it to the front page and got a bunch of money by way of paypall and DMs from random reddit simps. You could always try larping as a poor foid on reddit and at least one guy may give you money.

[–]sneako[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The era of scamming as a woman online has passed. Even the most desperate simps have their hackles up nowadays.

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you may need some pics stolen from an instagram or something to confirm, but I think it could work. its not like making an OF

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Either learn some uncommon working skill or start coding. Being lazy bitch doesn't pay off in terms of money.

[–]sneako[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What did you think of my story faggot?

[–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why do you call me fag? I just answered your question - this field isn't something which foids did to us and learning shit is in your capabilities.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

kino

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

USA needs waiters, but sadly it's not an incel's profession