Being bombastic seems to be a requirement for getting women these days. In order for women to be attracted to you, you must be able talk about a mundane topics in a bombastic way. You need to be able to talk about your trip to the grocery store using exciting speech patterns, and exclamations such as shouting "Yo!". I hate that it is this way, it is so stupid. It is so stupid that in order for women to find you attractive you need to be able to talk about boring stuff in a bombastic way.