I drink 2 liters of rum every week. I spend about $100 on alcohol a month. $200 if we include coke and orange juice and grenadine and flavored syrups. Alcohol is the only woman that'll touch me. I drink a bit until my penis gets weak. Then, I touch my flaccid penis for 3 hours because that's how long it takes to orgasm with alcohol dick. Alcohol is the only attractive woman that will touch me. I swear she's beautiful. She has long curly hair, plump lips, and the most caramel, light brown skin. She's a sexy latina that lowers my inhibitions and makes me not nut at the sight of a beautiful woman.
i love her. why can't an attractive woman love me?
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