Can I be an incel too?

submitted by LarrySwinger2 from self.RealIncels

I have never had a girlfriend or friend with benefits in my entire life. Instead of working on myself or focusing on my talents, I want my entire identity to revolve around my victim mentality, to become part of a tribe of people with the same mentality, and to forever remain bitter toward people outside this group. I will develop a jargon around my loneliness so I can more effectively discuss it with said tribe. I will say right off the bat that I feel like I'll stand out. I mean this literally, since I'm over 6' tall, but I mean no harm. Can I be an incel? Is there a rite of passage?

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[–]greybeard 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Instead of working on myself or focusing on my talents, I want my entire identity to revolve around my victim mentality,

if you haven't tried lifting you're a volcel

[–]LadiesMan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, we're already got a LarrySwinger. We don't need a LarrySwinger2.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Put on a wig and be my cute gf

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

YEAH!! We wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'll take Obamas birth certificate, cum on it and say this is for indi

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

insidejokemaxxed

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Who cares at this point? Inceldom is nowadays laughing stock because of who absurd requirements foids made and how absurdal life of such subhumans like us looks like.

I especially love this part:

Instead of working on myself or focusing on my talent

Not like I simultaneously go to university, have a job in my field, study by myself to speed up the process, naah. The best part is that I can bet my fucking life, that 2 more years of doing that, when I will reach a salary in top 20-30% in my country, I will be hit with:

Okay, you worked, studied and did shit, but you never lived.

And I never truly lived. I don't participate in stuff, because I am not welcome, I don't socialize, because others don't want to socialize. I am alone, because no one needs useless subhuman, whose only value is knowledge in his field. Looking on values that matter in this world in social relationships - dynamics, looks, experiences, confidence - I have none.

So yeah, keep trolling, it's hilarious.

[–]sneako 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

if you send me bitcoin

[–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like you will fit in.

[–]FrothySolutions 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah man you in da club