Dear jet 199

submitted by AnimeRespecter from self.RealIncels

It wasnt long ago that I though of you as nothing more than a blue-pilled troll put recently I havent been able to stop thinking about you. When I look in the mirror I see you, when I go online - I see you, when I look through your window at 3:00 am while you sleep - I see you. I wondered at first what my feelings meant, but now it's clear: I love you. Youve brightened my world ever since you came into it honey and I just wanted you know that I want you to be the center of my life. Your my rock, my precious jewel, and my shelter.

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[–]jet199 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (11 children)

Well at least you have great taste.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Make him take a long bath with some vigorous scrubbing, a hot shower rinse, a cold shower, dowse in some non-offensive scents, and then just get it over with - smash that cherry.

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Thank you, and if that's true then won't you be my honey?

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I ship it. You guys should just screw already.

I wonder what your ship name would be? JetRespecter? Anime199?

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

JetRespecter sounds better

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My queen's name should go first.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

At least you're nice about shooting us down. Oh it's the incel forum, haha. Good for them for trying.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Ur a girl?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Are you RLY asking this right now ? After she wrote this ? It is quite obvious that this account has more gal-like than guy-like behavior.

Maybe you should start reading... As general advice to not die ignorant, you know ?

[–]LDARbeforeROPE 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Thats not a woman

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure. But here I'm allowed to assume genders.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She's a gril

[–]Mazurro 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Jet can stay if she will fuck you.

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

AGREED. PAY THE TOLL OR GET OUT!

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

s/againstdomesticabuse

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck domestic violence, we going international!

[–]IndianaJones 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

top 10 anime endings

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (8 children)

I have the weirdest boner right now

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

When do you don't have a "weird boner" actually ?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Is we is or is we isn't?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I don't get it.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Are we gonna get a prison?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Please elaborate on your context of this.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's from an old video some hicks made to try and get a prison built in their town. You wrote something ungrammatical that reminded me of it... "when don't you do" or something.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Well, the totally fucked-up English language is still humping me on a daily basis. No grammar and semantics (I know of) is so fucking fuzzy like English.

My native language is German. My first "foreign" language was Latin. Then I learned English, but "mo 'a Bri' Ish flavour of it, inn'it, you focking twat ". This was me being eleven. Then I did my best with "ancient" Greek, which is very similar to German. But at this time in my life, I wasn't able to get this small hint.

Then I did construction for some time and picked up some Polish (my girl... you know), Croatian and Czech.

Right now, I'm growing mostly white hair over picking up Russian. From two "experts" though. Mainly lore so far. I can't wrap my head around their insane grammar, though I'm trying really hard. For me, even fucking French grammar has more sense built-in.

Of course, I had my stints abroad. In Spain: Barcelona, e.g. But this Spanish-Catalan thingmajig I never got along with, tbh.

On the other hand: I am able to dream in foreign languages.

Also: I still listen to Kate Nash when I want to remember my second longterm-gf trying to reproduce her fine (honestly: Kate Nash has a really adorable accent even I can like) cockney-English under the shower on a daily basis. I don't actually like her lyrics. But I like hearing her voice. Fine memories on my end are connected with her singing her personal flavor of bs, in'it?.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd assumed you were a native speaker making a joke. So I think your English is pretty good.

English is my native language, but I don't particularly like it. There's a lack of coherent structure.

Irregularity and arbitrariness really remove any enjoyment from the language-learning process for me. That's unfortunate, because I really like learning other languages in most respects. I love learning about the power and nuance languages get from their noun and adjective declinations, for example, but when faced with crap like "you always say 'little old lady', not 'old little' lady" or "'yesterday morning' is correct, and so is 'tomorrow morning', but not 'today morning'" I tend to lose interest and go watch TV or something instead. English has an awful lot of that crap.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Jets gonna be the next incel groupie. Evil Morty bot 2.0

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

God, that'd be cool. I've always wanted to date a 40 year old FDS mommy gf.... ahhhhh that sounds so good ahhhh. I know this sounds bad but FDS women definitely mog normie foids. They're into cool and hip extremist internet culture so it's a start.

Problem is, I'm convinced FDS women don't exist in Australia. Might remake my tinder account and put some shit like "FDS women only!!" in my bio. I'm convinced they don't exist in my area but it's worth a shot just casting out that net to see if any FDS woman in the area bites!

Jets gonna be the next incel groupie. Evil Morty bot 2.0

It's like MagratM out here!

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Bro what you need is a fetlife account that says you're looking for an extra mean dommy mommy. I bet you'd be popular in the BDSM scene.

[–]IndianaJones 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Phone number IQ. That's not a bad idea!

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

i'd let her kill me

[–]LDARbeforeROPE 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Disgusting simp

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was kidding brah

[–]Lifecantrulysuck 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now that's how you simp! She's bound to fuck you now!!

[–]I-_-I 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Bro...

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yabbit?