Parasites

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[–]DirewolfGhost 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The bible says the price of a whore in the end times is a sandwich. When the bible was written they didn't have birth control. I imagine the cost would be less if we correct for that but it gives you the market's idea of the cost of a mother.

When you're starving bread is better than sex, so women still trade up.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The bible says the price of a whore in the end times is a sandwich.

You get a funny +1, for making up a funny bullshit bible story.

[–]DirewolfGhost 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Proverbs 6:26 For a prostitute can be had for a loaf of bread, but another man’s wife preys on your very life.

That's the new international version which I agree is woke crap. Still make the joke work. The older ones say the woman eats the man.