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[–]David_Allen_Cope1 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Man this thread is a nostalgia blast. Takes me right back to the golden days of braincels. Same comments and replies pretty much word for word.

[–]AnimeRespecter 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I know right. Just like the old arguments on reddit where would normies would refuse to gtfo off our forums bc they wanted to "help" us lololol.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

why don't you just go to hookers bro

[–]AnimeRespecter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

JFL just commit crimes theory

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with committing crimes. If you're an incel, you should be using copius amounts of illegal drugs.

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (28 children)

0, because it's not like I can even have a coherent talk with a foid. Or you mean after asking 100 prostitutes, one would agree to take my money, you are right then.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sure you manage to chatback to your mother when she tells you to clean your room.

[–]Mazurro 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Funny, really funny.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (25 children)

Practice makes perfect. What's the worse that happens, you take a shot, flub it, and you've lost nothing, and you try again till it works.

[–]Mazurro 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

For what? For the perspective of 99% foids humiliating me for my looks and for 1% who will do it out of sympathy? Also, being good looking isn't something you practice

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (22 children)

Mick Jagger ain't attractive. Look at that mug! And he's gotten laid more than most people living or dead.

Plus most of y'all look way better than you think you do.

For what?

Life is better on co-op mode, and I'm pretty sure most of you don't need to be incels if you don't want to.

1% who will do it out of sympathy?

I'm not too proud to turn down a pity fuck.

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You are referring to sex or relationship? Co-op option is not possible under any circumstance. I can get sex for money and that's the only way. Gaslighting about some old statusmaxxed guy is worthless.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

    He's only 5'10", and he didn't start out rich and famous. The dude has sex appeal despite looking fugly.

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      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

      He kinda looks like Johnny Rotten.

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        [–]Melodic_Programmer 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

        Do you realize that normal people don't go around analyzing skull shapes or whether someone has the perfect forehead? That's what makes incels weirdoes and that's why you can't get laid.

        [–]asterias 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        I don't think this is a good example. Mick Jagger wasn't exactly known as a good character, he was always known as a nasty person. I bet he had a very manipulative and bitchy nature, not to mention loads of money. He was also after brown sugar, so whitemaxxing was part of his game as well.

        [–]Caamib_ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Mick Jagger ain't attractive. Look at that mug! JPG And he's gotten laid more than most people living or dead.

        Are you serious about this? You can't look at somebody like Jagger in terms of just looks. He has a massive status, like Napoleon did.

        [–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        practice doesnt help at all when your starting from square zero. I know literally nothing about talking to women besides maintaining eye contact. On top of that women arent as kind in conversations to me as they are to other men because I am short, and I have a shitty voice. I fail to see how going up to a woman, sounding like an idiot, and walking away will improve my situation in any way.

        [–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (26 children)

        I am currently dating. I have a collective of 123 messages sent, and 4 replies in 4 apps in a 2 weeks. I'm in shape, have never had a problem dating, I'm successful, and I act like an adult in a relationship. I'm the fucking catch here. And those are the hard numbers.

        You're right, it's a numbers game, that's why I sent this. I will date them, I wil screw them, but it takes time and patience for a dude in this world. Every girl I talk to in public looks at me like I'm eating a cat. But I don't do bars either.

        Advice! Surround yourself with a genuine partner, so you don't end up 44 with two kids in an environment where even being a top choice you get little to nothing.

        I read the National average is 3 to 4 percent return on replies, no matter who you are.

        Edit: You know, I feel bad, I didn't even realize where I was, I just replied. Ill leave it up becasue I don't delete anything, but sorry for my unawareness.

        [–]Melodic_Programmer 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

        Don't feel bad, that's a good response and you have I think a healthy mindset.

        [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Thanks, I just thought it might be irrelevant based on the sub? I don't know a lot about this community. I know it's a buzzword that gets thrown around and is rarely used correctly, that's about it.

        [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

        You know, I feel bad, I didn't even realize where I was, I just replied. Ill leave it up becasue I don't delete anything, but sorry for my unawareness.

        I'm really glad you replied and left it up, I think it helps. I feel bad for the incels, I feel like they just need a bro to be their wingman and tell em the secret of women.

        [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        I don't understand this place? Do you know how many fairly attractive girls I see with with absolute chuds? I mean, enough to notice and say this, I see some that even make me comment in my head and get slightly mad! It happens almost daily.

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        I think it's mostly a self-esteem issue and fear of rejection that leads to the incel ideology and that makes things worse since it repels women. Self fulfilling prophecy of failure. Although sometimes their standards can be too high too.

        [–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        That makes alot of sense. What I'm saying is, I think those girls get put through the ringer by alpha chads for 10 or 15 years, then they just say fuck it and go lower league(looks wise) so that dynamic disappears. They control it now, which is what they want, and that dude is home every night, doing what he's told. And if you're an incel, you're in on that deal.

        [–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        yes and what causes us to have a elavated fear of rejection I wonder? I have shot my shot with women and been rejected countless times, so What could it be that makes us feel like we have no chance 🤔? Could it be that women have refused to treat us with the slightest semblance of dignity since we were prepubescent kids?

        [–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        The secret of women - playing the flawed odds game of writing thousands of times as average guy (or subhuman in our case). Are we supposed to buy stuff for m'ladies in your take or what?

        [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        I think it's better when the m'ladies buy the guys things.

        [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

        Man, I really miss going to some trashy bar on ladies' night and trying to score trashy butterface chicks. Go to a bar now and it's like 50 Guatemalan / Iranian dudes clustered around one thot who's drinking on their tabs and playing on TikTok. Makes me want to vomit.

        [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

        Hahahaha that's hilarious. Man, it sucks total ass, I hear ya, online is literally the only way to do this anymore, and it's fucking horrible. It's just a bunch of retards on both sides looking for dopamine hits and ego stroking while the entire time they are fucking their exes. It's a fucking shitshow massacre.

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        See, here's the thing. Online dating is not your ticket out of inceldom. Go where the women are, work with them, socialise with them. Counting messages is a miserable existence and fuels resentment. Meeting women in real life is fun and exciting. Seriously, this idea that people should meet over messaging is depressing, it should be left for hookers and drug dealers.

        [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        It's completely depressing, I've already made that clear. I banged last night though. Patience.

        I disagree, and I say this as I know nothing about incledom, I'm making that clear. Attitude, every one of these dudes is toxic as fuck, the ones I talk to anyway, and I wholly understand their attitude, I completely understand it. For my money, the more time they spend talking the worse their chances get. Online, lie, hit ass, maybe find a pot of gold? What do I know?

        What I do know is everyone I try to have a conversation with is too busy wallowing in their own shit to get it together.

        [–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Here is a critical question for you: What are you going to do when someone disrespects you in an offline situation?

        [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Walk away and get on with your life.

        [–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

        123 messages sent, and 4 replies in 4 apps in a 2 weeks

        I admire your cope levels.

        [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        It just is what it is, I take comfort in the fact I don't have a choice and can't change it. Life's about expectations. When you have none it raises your confidence and lowers your disappointment.

        [–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        Life's about expectations

        Almost my point with a little difference. Life is about hope. You might have no expectations whatsoever but you live with this hope that something with very little possibility will happen. This false hope was destroying me for years - once I lost it my anxiety disappeared. My confidence never got any better, but I don't feel sadness over something that cannot happen.

        [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Yeah I get that. I kind of meant like, if you have no expectations, it can garner a go for broke attitude, like just saying "fuck it". Not necessarily confidence, but yeah I get it.

        Hope and faith aren't in my vocabulary. I used to be in ridiculously harmful negative thought patterns about this stuff. I used to see women as a bag of holes, nothing more, and I had good reason, the ones I knew and met were bags of holes, it's that simple. But, there are good women out there, they may be fewer and farther between than they would like to admit, and I believe they are, but they do exist. For me it was changing what I was attracted to. That helped a lot.

        [–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Hope and faith aren't in my vocabulary. I used to be in ridiculously harmful negative thought patterns about this stuff. I used to see women as a bag of holes, nothing more, and I had good reason, the ones I knew and met were bags of holes, it's that simple. But, there are good women out there, they may be fewer and farther between than they would like to admit, and I believe they are, but they do exist. For me it was changing what I was attracted to. That helped a lot.

        Then I reached all steps you mention, with addition of one, the last one. I found out that "those good women out there" are good only did Chads and they are exactly the same towards me. The behaviour of people isn't determined by their inner behaviour, rather by me and how I look.

        Also, even if such women would exist (I don't believe it anyway) then they are taken.

        [–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

        "I am currently LOOKING FOR A JOB. I have a collective of 123 CVs sent, and 4 WERE OPENED IN 4 COMPANIES in 2 weeks. I'm SMART, DID OWN PROJECTS, FINISHED DEGREE AND I REALLY WANT TO WORK. I'm the fucking catch here. And those are the hard numbers.

        You're right, it's a numbers game, that's why I sent this. I will WORK THERE, I will GET PAID, but it takes time and patience for a dude in this world. Every HR ASSISTANT I talk to in AN INTERVIEW looks at me like I'm eating a cat. But I don't do LINKEDIN either.

        Advice! Surround yourself with a GOOD WORK ENVIRONMENT so you don't end up WITH MINIMUM WAGE PHYSICAL WORK in an environment where even being a top choice you get little to nothing.

        I read the National average is 3 to 4 percent READ CV, no matter who you are."

        Sounds absurd? Exactly. Because dating is like applying for some top tier job, when in reality all you want is someone comparable just with a hole between legs.

        [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

        No it doesn't sound absurd, you hit the nail on the head. And an adult woman knows exactly what you just said is the truth. Accepting it makes it easier to deal with.

        [–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        If it doesn't sound absurd to you, then you are coping on next level.

        [–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        Well, good luck. Wallow in more of your own shit and order backup fleshlights in case they go out of business. I tried.

        [–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        More shit isn't possible and I will buy fleshlight for sure

        [–]Bigs 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        No, that didn't sound absurd, that sounds about right if you want a good job. Or work for yourself.

        [–]LadiesMan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        We still have to live in the real world along with everyone else. It isn't like a lottery ticket, more like gambling in Vegas. Keep losing and you're a creep.

        [–]sneako 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Have you ever considered that women are stuuuupid

        [–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        I agree. If you buy 100 lottery tickets at least one of them will win something.

        [–]FuckYourMom 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (32 children)

        I try talking to these guys. They don’t make any effort what so ever. They really put nothing into dating. I think they have no idea what it takes to have a relationship, or to get laid.

        And often times, I try to befriend them, and they are nasty to me. Let alone me sleeping with them. I just try to reach out.

        It’s like that one incel mass shooter. He would have hated me. Even if I tried to be nice. Even if I tried helping him.

        And often times, they are not bad looking.

        Just working with these young men, it’s an uphill battle.

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          [–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (26 children)

          See, a bunch of self entitled assholes. They WANT to be self absorbed babies. “Waa waa, look at me”. THEY WANT THIS.

          YOU DONT BELONG HERE. YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.

          You don’t ACTUALLY want to help.

          Mother fucker, I don’t particularly like you. I feel your pain, I empathize. I want to help. Really. It hurts me that you guys are hurt.

          And then you tell me that my perspective is not valid. You throw my sincere good intentions right in my face.

          What a bunch of whiny little shit heads, snot nosed brats.

          This is like, when a woman is watching a sad movie, and she’s crying. If you come in with a funny joke, and you change the mood, YOU RUIN THE MOVIE. Women want to cry. They want to feel emotions.

          Incels WANT to be losers. They are like edgy cunts. Absolutely miserable lot of people.

          I bet, if I got a hot bitch to be like, “yea, I’ll duck you”, they would turn it down. You know why, they want to be like this.

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            [–]FuckYourMom 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (20 children)

            Insufferable, adult, babies. That’s why you can’t get laid.

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              [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

              Damn bluepillers are so insane

              [–]FuckYourMom 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

              You guys have to stop circle jerking. You are dropping your selfs into a hole, you will never get out.

              Take some responsibility.

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                [–]FuckYourMom 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

                Look man. I honestly think the only difference between you and me is responsibility. You guys remind me of my brother, who can be an insufferable asshole. You guys need some tough love.

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                  [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                  😮

                  [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

                  Well that wasn't very nice. Perhaps it's your personality which is at fault here.?

                  [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                    [–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                    [–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

                    You were a foid this whole time? I take it back, you were right! Taking hourly showers and watching captain marvel are the key to getting laid, just please let me have sex with you!

                    [–]FuckYourMom 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

                    I am not a woman. That one sentence is me empathizing with women. I feel that the amount of hate I have received on this sub would be hard to deal with if I were dating on of you. Or a woman. If a woman hated me this much, I wouldent want to be with her.

                    You don’t have to take hourly showers, or like marvel to get laid. Small steps into being a better you, and next thing you know, you can land a hoe.

                    [–]AnimeRespecter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

                    btw thats a bad cope. Most people dont have to consciously improve at all to land a gf. they just get one. Im not out of shape, theres no way for me to get better at talking to women and even if I did they wouldnt like me, so how should i self improve now?

                    [–]LadiesMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                    Improve. Improve. Improve. How much do women have to do this?

                    Male loneliness is rising every year. Don't these normies think that there might be something systemic that is causing this?

                    [–]trident765 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                    I would be in jail.

                    [–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                    trident pls reply I want you to make me a mod.

                    [–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

                    Damn this thread is funny as fuck. Would anyone like to hold me in their arms? Please? I'm just pissed off cause I'm sexually frustrated and I get off on hugging internet strangers.

                    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                    [–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                    LMFAOOO

                    Thank you Muskie ❤️