Ever wish you were a cloud?

submitted by AnimeRespecter from self.RealIncels

Ever since I was a boy I’ve wished I was one cloud among many just floating in the sky. There’s be no pain suffering, women, or cruelty just relaxation. Imagine a world devoid of complicated endeavors where all you did was sit there. Some consider the thought boring but I love doing nothing. To me it is bliss.

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[–]OPStolen 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

clouds have no penises, you wouldn't be able to masturbate and I mean, damn, you have full view of every woman on earth at all times.

[–]IndianaJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3g9fHJcegM

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=1FeD16vu_qQ

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

tfw you see a woman shaped cloud who sprays cloud equivalent of pepper spray at you

If you exist long enough it's bound to happen. No thanks

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Ill get to rain my "water"down at human women below though

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

or make incels to forcibly shower to help them ascend

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like you've got a case of the vapors.

[–]LadiesMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I already wander as lonely as one.

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

life is strange and the human being is the strangest form of life there is. but clouds can't say NIGGER

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But I can rain on foids 🤔