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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

I hope this is a joke.

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Yeah, that one I think is a legit good idea.

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

It's not a good idea. It only deserves to be parodied like this.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

If you won't fuck a perfectly good grandmother, that's not really involuntary celibacy, choices have been made to stay celibate.

[–]Caamib_[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Could you post a picture of what you consider a "perfectly good grandmother"? Some women become grandmothers at 45 or even 40, so that might work.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

[–]Caamib_[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah she's fuckable but please note that not all grandmothers look like that. Mine looked like old women and were in their 70s.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You must live in a good area.

Women become grandmother's at 30 round here.

[–]Caamib_[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What is your location? Just roughly if you don't wanna be too specific.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO... solid play.

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Lmao, but I think there is some kernel of truth (don't ban me yet). It is a known whitepill that people find you more attractive the longer they know you. So an incel should try to focus his efforts on long time female friends, often ones he's known since childhood. It will give him slight boost to SMV which might be enough to push into low-tier normie territory

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is the blackpill he is talking about but u/jet199 is preventing it from spreading

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Jesus fucking Christ.

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Sometimes I just think you're too square to get laid.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Literally leaving in two hours to fuck. Hopping in the shower to shave my balls.

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

But is it with a baby ?!

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How did it go?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Also, wouldn't those toothless blowjobs be so deluxe?

Somehow I just noticed this part heh heh

[–]Caamib_[S] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with your eyes mate. I added that part later.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Nigga did you just say you want to molest a kindergartener? What the fuck is wrong in your head dawg get off the internet and touch grass damn

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Why do you talk like a nigger?

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Because he is

[–]Caamib_[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

That's just so disgusting. I can't stand niggers and Guatos.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/caamib didn't either

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Shut up kidfucker

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No u