You think that man. And I’m not going to sit here and contradict you, I don’t know your situation, I don’t know what you look like, etc.

I think that if you tried to do like three of the things is do, and work at it, with low expectations, you will get laid. And I’m not trying to sell you anything. I understand how hard it is. I’m trying to help. I’m not a chad. I have to work.

One of the incel mass shooters was good looking. Man it’s hard. But I think you can do it.

TL:DR please don’t read if you don’t want to. But I’m going to explain how I get laid. Kinda the whole process. Or an abbreviated portion.

It’s a lot of work to have sex with women, I’m going to give you a simple routine for me below:

I am fat. I cover my face with a beard, and I’m poor. I am constantly on the look out, at good will, for clothes that make me look nice. I don’t give a damn about clothes. Its fun looking nice, but I am very comfortable in my hobo clothes. I do it in the hopes of getting laid.

I have a bottle of cheap colonge in the car. I spray it in my writs when I leave the car on a date (date only). I don’t use a lot.

I talk to women almost everywhere I go. But not like a direct pick up. More like how’s the weather… blah blah blah. O you like ravioli, I like ravioli. O you like blue clothes, I like blue clothes. And say something that I sincerely relate to them about, and they are either nice, and want to talk, or they look at me like I’m disgusting and they hate the world. And buddy, you have ti get used to thay rejection. It happens to me a lot.

And sometimes women will be like extra interested in whatever we’re talking about. If they are interesting in the conversation, I’m like “hey, I’d like to talk to you more, what’s your number”. And I am very direct. When you are very direct, women will be very direct with you.

This does not mean I get laid. It’s a whole process with women. All they are good for is sex, and the. Hardest thing to get from them is sex.

I always keep my self trimmed. My beard looks nice, and I keep my hair cut short, with a style I like. No style is not cool.

I’m getting action Friday, I have been talking to this girl for like 6 months. We have only been on two dates. I stopped talking to her for like two months. And then she liked me again on a SEPARATE dating profile. And that second match up. She was like, “you know, I kinda want you to come to my house”. Mind you, I am one hundred percent sure, if when we went on our first two dates, I was like, let’s go fuck, shed give me some speech about how she dosent do that. I was getting those kind vibes, where she was iffy. So I ghosted her, too much effort. And now two months later, and dosent text me, or call me, or anything like that. She found me on my dating profile, and NOW after all that time, wants me to come over.

This is the kind of stupid annoying games you have to play to get laid. Like is a long game. You can’t be interested. You can’t come off too strong. You have to talk to lots of women. You can’t say you talk to lots of women. You have to pretend like you haven’t done this before. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah. All this work to cum inside a vagina.

Just last week, I had a 22 year old girl over that I have been working on for over a year. Don’t talk to for months at a time. She’s acting crazy so I call her. She’s like, “not busy what to do”. I have to ignore her 9/10. And one time out of ten, I say are you busy. And she’s like no. And like 3/10 of me doing that 1/10, she will say yeah. So we go out, I can talk to this one, so I’m like your ass is sexy as fuck. Like and I hug her extra hard and shit.

And like a year later, after working this girl for so long, I made it clear all I wanted was sex, she was like “I wanna come to your place”. And I mean, we both knew what that meant.

And dude, it’s this whole ducking thing.

I try my best to be talking to 10-30 girls at one time. Not like talking. like “hey what’s up”, like once a month. Hey I’m doing this. I’m doing that. You busy. Type shit.

I do lots of different things. Because I like to do stuff.

This weekend I’m taking a day trip to Niagara, and I’m gonna see the fireworks. I invite like 15 different girls. The ones who say yes, I say okay, make plans for it, I’ll let you know Friday if we’re really going. Like three will say yes. And then I’ll pick my favorite one, or if one I have known for a while says yes, I pick the one I’ve known for a while.

I do all this, and I don’t get laid. I am only going to Niagara to see fire works. The girls just coming for company. I have all these tests to see if she’s down to fuck, and this is sometimes with girls I have already fucked.

I practice jokes every day. After practicing a joke for a few months. It will start popping up in my head, casually. Now that I have practiced like just a fuck ton of jokes, it appears I have a personality. Like o I’m a funny man. I’m not funny, I have a good memory and I memorize hundreds of jokes.

I have been doing this kind of behavior for several years. I abandoned having sex like 10 years ago, and I put no effort in at all for like a three year stint. No sex then.

I decided to dust off the old trousers. And get back in the game. And it’s been work work work work work work work.