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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

So this hot FWB girl needs a date to the Van Halen concert on campus at the last minute. Now this girl knows how to "finish the job" so I have no problem returning the favor. We have a good time and later I get well laid. At midnight she bought me a pizza and a 6 pack and went home. The perfect date turns into a 6 pack and a pizza at midnight.

She didn't look at me with disgust. She looked at me with lust.

She was an excellent wingman and I always paid her back with my body.

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't know you, so I don't know whether you are stupid or evil or both. But this is what is required to not disgust Western women.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I once fucked a girl by farting while sitting next to her but back then I had muscles and she liked my blue eyes.

[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Public farting could indicate stupidity or evil. So I am sure she was impressed.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She must have been as she finished the job and stuck around for round two.