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[–]Moxie 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Linux wants to attack your brain

[–]useless_aether[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

buzz off, ubuntu!

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They want your ad revenue.

You could make the same argument about political "outrage" articles

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh no! I should be scared of things that want to hurt me.

Jeepers Creepers!