Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it?

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[–]zyxzevn[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

(from reddit, but I found it too funny not to share it)

[–]Intuit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The way web pages run, I think JavaScript "developers" basically write this:

while ( true ) { }

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Now imagine applying as an haskell or elexir developer.

Where is the dragon in this picture btw ?

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Haskell? That is like HTML isn't it?

And dragons are invisible unless you believe in them.

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Haskell is totally like html.

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What kind of sub-human fuktard applies as a Javascript "developer"? If you're having to use Javascript, you're a monkey - not a programmer.

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can do some real programming work in javascript, but that does not happen often.
For example you can make an office application in javascript, or paint.