Just one more specification by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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1st Picture: Fedora
2nd Picture: Ubuntu

Just one more specification by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Linux

Windows

Mac

I may be a little biased.

Just one more specification by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]d3rr 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Someday they will make you code this interchange and you will hate it.

Just one more specification by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

1st Picture: Windows XP
2nd Picture: Windows 8

Just one more specification by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]1000wombats 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

For real though.

Parsing HTML with regex by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]forscher 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gold quality screenshot.. This remembers me : "You can't parse LISP to itself."

"Yes you can", its the fucking design.

C programming language removes racist semicolon by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Didn't watch the video, but it's stupid, same thing as in the argument about renaming Slave and Master in BIOS (or in any other place where the terms are used), utterly worthless and pointless, so get over it snowflake.

C programming language removes racist semicolon by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Removing it is prejudiced censorship against differently punctuated.

They should rename it instead.

If a coma and a colon had a baby it would be a transcolon, the new PC term.

How Memory Management Works by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Someone really should explain how this works in rust.

But i ain't so sure about my understanding of it. But i'm told almost everyday it is better than garbage collection.

And now i wonder what prolog actually does with no longer used memory...

For erlang, elixir and haskell it's easy. Because there are no classical "mutable" variables in these languages.

There is no visible exit by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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I use both for different appliances. And when i feel lazy i use geany or sometimes even nano.

The Toiletpaper Problem in Javascript by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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You should stop bashing javascript. Everyone who has to do it can feel the pain.

I e.g. tried doing arrays in javascript and after numerous tries i gave up and switched to python and django.

The Toiletpaper Problem in Javascript by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Found at reddit

Would there be a faster version of this function? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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On reddit /r/shittyprogramming we had some contests about who could make the most shitty implementation of "IsEven".
There were worse solutions than this one.

In my implementation I used the build-in Eval() function of javascript to recursively.
And it worked in my tests.

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey! Welcome back!

Hitler reacts to functional programming by enefi in ProgrammerHumor

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Saved. Even though its a video but it is kind of the point. I can relate a lot.

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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I missed stuff like this. Old but gold.

Would there be a faster version of this function? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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I really don't know what your actually trying to do here but I know for sure I could write some haskell achieving about the same with a standard python coder understanding even less of it.

If you want this one in really funny you try this in elixir.

It's the only compiler I know that just says "no".

HI MAGNORA7 ;) by diogenesjunior3 in ProgrammerHumor

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If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

magnora7...? by diogenesjunior3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

FUCK MAGNORA7 by diogenesjunior3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD: by diogenesjunior3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you haven't heard.......the Iron Left are a bunch of shit eating faggots

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]grapemane 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i think it just pauses for 60000 microseconds then displays the next line of text

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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😮

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

TIL. I've seen and done all sorts of things with women, but never that.

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Moe_lester 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Did you make this meme?

Product ready for use by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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There's a niche of women who have sex with those things.

ITIL 4 Foundation Training & Certification by phoenixts in ProgrammerHumor

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Removed, wrong sub

Top Mobile App Development Companies | Mobile App Development Company by softpulseinfotech in ProgrammerHumor

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At Softpulse Infotech, we are working towards creating the best eCommerce & marketing solution for the clients. We are a Shopify Plus Expert & Shopify Partners Agency with 9+ years of hand-hold industry experience. We have got a team that is passionate and is aware of all the know-how of the industry. We deliver services of Shopify Web Development, eCommerce Website Design, Shopify Apps Development, and Digital Marketing. With a team of designers, developers, and branding experts, we can deliver the most intuitive Shopify Stores. For any business queries, feel free to get in touch.

Hitler reacts to functional programming by enefi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]d3rr 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I could do everything with AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean

lol

Hitler reacts to functional programming by enefi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AmericanMuskrat 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When we sent men to the moon we didn't have any goddamned OOP.

Hitler reacts to functional programming by enefi in ProgrammerHumor

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I personally happen to like pure FP (much more composable, testable and reusable compared to OOP in my opinion). But yeah, there are other ways. I was recently reading about Scala 3 and there was a bunch of new interesting things I quite missed few years back when I was writing in Scala, e.g. export clauses and context functions.

Hitler reacts to functional programming by enefi in ProgrammerHumor

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Functions are object. Data is stored as objects too. The inheritance madness may had gone a bit too far, but there should be better ways to fix it than a new religion.

Someone used the bug GitHub refused to fix, that allows you to add a commit to a repo you don’t control... to upload YouTube-dl to the DMCA request repo on GitHub. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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The tree object is actually just an object. If the person who made that pr didn't post the hash address on reddit, no one would have had access to the youtube-dl tree, also, that tree object takes up space only on github, unless you tweak your config as I have shown, your local copy will not have the PR branches, github creates pseudo-branches for PRs only on its own server, and since they’re not under refs/heads/ you don’t get them normally when you clone or fetch from the server.

Try doing git ls-remote on a Github repo[you can do it with urls as well as remote names] with a few PRs and see it for yourself

There is no visible exit by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Nah, vim is a shallow hole, you can get out

But once you enter the Church of Emacs, there's no going back, trust me

Someone used the bug GitHub refused to fix, that allows you to add a commit to a repo you don’t control... to upload YouTube-dl to the DMCA request repo on GitHub. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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That's not actually a bug though, that is a feature of repo managers like Github. Pull request commits/Patches are stored on a branch on your repo so that you can run tests on them out-of-the-box without creating a new branch for them, if you want to try this out, add this to your config in your local repo, this also brings down PRs when you run git fetch

[remote "<Remote name here>"]
    url = <Remote URL Here>
    fetch = +refs/heads/*:refs/remotes/<Remote name here>/*
    fetch = +refs/pull/*/head:refs/remotes/<Remote name here>/pr/*

Relationships by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I LMFAO'd.

Someone used the bug GitHub refused to fix, that allows you to add a commit to a repo you don’t control... to upload YouTube-dl to the DMCA request repo on GitHub. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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To be fair, the MAFIAA pisses off absolutely everyone. And yet somehow they still exist.

30 Jokes Only Programmers Will Get by otakuhacks in ProgrammerHumor

[–]whereswhat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd expect #21 to filter out around 99% of applicants at my current firm :/

30 Jokes Only Programmers Will Get by otakuhacks in ProgrammerHumor

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Mathematicians teaching programmers and physicists also get them, i hereby widely propose.

Never underestimate your audience. Sadly there is not even one Haskell- or "backfiring"-circuit joke in it. I really hoped for one of these.

Bugtracking on open source by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Probably

Bugtracking on open source by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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And miku chan03 was probably a guy

This happens when you make errors in the Captcha by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Explained: The Captcha is sometimes used to train AI. So when you identify pedestrians, you are training the AI to identify pedestrians.

Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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It is turing complete. lmfao.

How Memory Management Works by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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(shamelessly copied from reddit)

Pointers in C by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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I am pretty sure every programmer does this. If it works the first time then you are some incredible genius.

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can do some real programming work in javascript, but that does not happen often.
For example you can make an office application in javascript, or paint.

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What kind of sub-human fuktard applies as a Javascript "developer"? If you're having to use Javascript, you're a monkey - not a programmer.

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Haskell is totally like html.

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haskell? That is like HTML isn't it?

And dragons are invisible unless you believe in them.

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Now imagine applying as an haskell or elexir developer.

Where is the dragon in this picture btw ?

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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The way web pages run, I think JavaScript "developers" basically write this:

while ( true ) { }

Script or no script, it is still Java. Isn't it? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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(from reddit, but I found it too funny not to share it)

OSes by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I wholeheartedly approve and / or endorse this meme

It has been tested and proven to be fully secure by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Why even develop a "defender" for something that is in fact a virus itself ? So much energy wasted in this. I think it is really sad.

Useless Genders : Unexpected (deleted on reddit) by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Was first on r/budUIbattles, but was removed there after 10k score.
Still on r/unexpected , but for how long?

Heroes and Villains of Software Development by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Now guess who batman really is.

Rescue the princess with code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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You have Beer. You don't care about a princess, you just drink beer and have a good time.

Rescue the princess with code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dissent 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You have Python. You import rescuePrincess from adventurePack. Princess is rescued.

Debugging is like an onion by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I'll remember this" "It's easy" "yeah no problem seeing what I'm doing here" "I do things like this all the time"

Then when re-reading: "What is going on? All of it MAKES NO SENSE."

Debugging is like an onion by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Now: Imagine debugging your own haskell code, you wrote some months ago for some crypto you tried out without commenting it because it was vacation time and you felt lazy af because it worked on the first try.

Did you ever feel like biting into your keyboard ? I do. Often.

Debugging is like an onion by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Designing not so much, and the programming languages limit very much the design..

There are free courses for programming languages online, though. I learned most things about the problems with programming languages by studying real-world problems, like security problems or time-critical bugs. This is more from blogs and such.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Mel

Debugging is like an onion by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]happysmash27 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People should be better at programming and designing things. I wonder if there are any courses online about that?

𝘏𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 by Cindy in ProgrammerHumor

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LMFAO. They should sell it, seriously. Thumbs up.

You find a bug.. by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Most def a golden one, saved.

Exact Instructions Challenge - THIS is why my kids hate me. | Josh Darnit by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PuzzlesIRL 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't enjoy this video for long when I first saw it, but thinking about it from the prospective of 'coding' makes it 1000x better

"If you have a problem that you're trying to solve with regex, you now have two problems" - Someone by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bitchcraft 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How can somebody "not get regex"? What is there not to get? You create a string that describes how the type of string you want to match looks like. That's it.

"If you have a problem that you're trying to solve with regex, you now have two problems" - Someone by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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And then there is LISP ... :)

Program development by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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I knew this one, in some way it's always like this... It's hilarious seeing myself there. And since i code a lot in haskell, i've given up for most parts trying to explain, how i do something to ppl. not into recursions and abstract functions, like me. It usually ends with a "Nevermind, it works" from me.

"If you have a problem that you're trying to solve with regex, you now have two problems" - Someone by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SeasonedReason 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I avoid regex, tried to get into it many times over the years, every time I think I have it locked down, a new case pops up and it falls apart again. Can't beat POL (Plain Old Logic).

"If you have a problem that you're trying to solve with regex, you now have two problems" - Someone by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dissent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I faced this exact dilemma last week. I still have not learned regex

You're never too young to want to die inside: Jira Jr! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Brought to you by Grammarly.

What is C++? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The supposed bridge between shell scripting and a real programming language. Except that no one writes shell scripts in it and no one writes real software in it.

What is C++? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A programming language for Real Men

PERL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

What is C++? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

so true. i knew programmers with brains working like a precompiler.

What is C++? by zyxzevn in ProgrammerHumor

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Via reddit

Bret Hart - You're dereferencing a null pointer! by Mnemonic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]zyxzevn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My worst experience with C++ was that my PC reset each time I referenced a null pointer, leaving no trace.

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]IdleHands 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not much of a programmer myself but it looks like "do nothing for 60 seconds then display 'no problemo'"

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is this fancy syntax for power cycle?

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Zombi 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It solved a headphone/mic issue for me once. It's really only good at solving very surface level issues (such as mine was). Anything more complex than the bare basics and it won't do jack shit for you.

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

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rofl, to be expected from moneysoft

Has this thing ever worked? by magnora7 in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm not much of a programmer but that sleep function seems dubious...