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[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I had an old neighbor who was a deputy and he claimed his girlfriend took his pistol and shot herself in the head in the seat next to him in the car.

You'd have to be nuts to date a cop.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, 40% beat their wives. I don't know why a woman would roll those dice.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I went on two dates with a lady who was married to a cop for 14 years. She was like a fucking church mouse. Never really told me any stories but you could tell she wasn't allowed to be a person. I broke it off because I don't do insecurity for any reason, but man I felt kinda bad.

[–]Diana 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

this is so sad :(

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Poor girl.

Got knocked up, was ready to live the chill life.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Probably a boston blackie