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[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I confess I did call for a welfare check on a neighbor once. Fortunately she was already dead so they didn't need to shoot her. Not sure how I'd handle it if I had it to do over.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Best way to get the cops there quickly is to say "he/she has a gun" or "never mind, they done shot him" or "a blonde white girl is missing". The last one will even bring out the state governor and TV crews.