and i am not even a trained diver, ffs. there i was, thirty six thousand feet under the ocean surface, just tooling around in a homemade diving bell that was made from common household trashbags and i was sucking air from a standard household fishtank airpump that had forty thousand feet of rubber tubing attached to it.

i should get some kind of nobel prize or something.

edit: next week i am going to climb mount everest while wearing scuba flippers and a housecoat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcmH0__c7aw